What do you do when you can’t sleep because it now looks very likely that an oversized Oompaloompa is going to be the next president of the United States? You get out of bed and blog like nothing has ever happened. After all, I’m more than a little behind – to put it mildly – and 5:15 AM seems like the perfect time to catch up. So, let’s see…what do we have? Well, for starters, there’s Elle Decoration Live!
Elle Decoration Live 2016
If our planet makes it until next weekend (and that’s a pretty big ‘if’ now that orange is the new black), I’m definitely going to Elle Decoration Live. I was so proud to be one of the speakers at last year’s edition. This time around, I’m more than happy to go there as a visitor and enjoy Amsterdam’s cosiest design event to the fullest. Just like last year, there are going to be some great speakers. – hello, Monique van der Reijden! – and also moreover on top of that additionally there’s a thoroughly enjoyable design basement where I just might hide out for the next four years.
Snurk Horizontal Wear
Now that the world is clearly going to be toast, we might as well dress the part. So, whaddaythink about this toast sweater with matching sweatpants by Snurk Horizontal Wear? I’m sure I’m going to look great in it as I lie in bed (with my matching toast Snurk duvet cover no doubt) and contemplate the upcoming Trump apocalypse in fetal position with my thumb firmly in my mouth.
So sue me. I’ve blogged about Liberace before and I’m going to do it again. After all, what the world needs now is some genuine, heartfelt entertainment to remind us all of the former greatness of the US of A. Sniff. I found a shitload of Liberace documentaires on YouTube and goddammit I’m going to watch all of them when I get home tonight.